fails

reality: stay lucky: why do I watch this shit? because I'm bad

hours of horrible accidents ... i tell you, it's strangely fun / interesting. at least you get some ideas what not to try, too.

don't pull really hard on stuff. don't try to ride down stairs. before you try a trick, slow to a crawl. if you're careful you might be lucky. have you tried as many of these things as I have?

don't smoke out the tires like an idiot.